Saturday, 9 April 2016

Parenthood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch !!

Once upon a time there was a guy named Happy ………….

Baapu Baapu Kenda Si, Baut Sukhi Renda Si

Happy de Mummy Papa kende:
MBA: Happy Puttar !! Come study , All the time playing football , gilli danda and running with friends. Ki karda firda tu……you have to become big man , study and get into big job with big degree. Do MBA and get good job. Eat Makhan and become healthy and intelligent and study puttar. Come do maths homework
MARRIAGE: Aa si Mera Happy Puttar !! Kinna sona munda, Kinna pyaara bacha …….Le putt have makhan , have parantha ….eat well …..Mera Happy Puttar will grow up and become very tall and very handsome and we will find her very beautiful girl ……haina puttar…..aa le eat more makhan.


Happy De Mummy Papa kende:
MBA: Happpyyyyyyy !!! Maths vich 6/10 ???????? why?? Your brain went for Gedi when you were writing paper. Now study hard….you have to get 10/10. You have to be topper in board , then engineering then MBA…....your pyo (father) will not write your paper…..start studying. Take this…..eat Badaam.
MARRIAGE: Happpyyyyyyy !!! Kinna sukka patla ho gaya mera munda. Who will marry you puttar? Kise ne apni kudi nai deni. Take this badaam……eat properly………now eat roti….now take juice……Haaan Shabaash eat puttar – then my puttar will look so handsome and will get married to beautiful kudi.


Happy de Mummy Papa Kende:
MBA: Haaaapppyyyyy !!! Very good Puttar , now you have done Engineering – now in two years you do MBA , see Pammi Bhua’s son also did MBA, now he is in USA and in another two years he will get Green card also…..now stop taking selfie and focus on MBA
MARRIAGE: Haaaapppyyyyy !!! Mera Putt , Mera Laal……you know Channi chachi’s son got married, Pal Tayaji’s son got engaged, Raani Aunty’s son had a daughter last month…….Now puttar you should also think about marriage …ok. Don’t do toon-taan. Chup chap get married . If we start searching now, we will find in 2 years.


Happy de seniors kende:
MBA: Yaar Happy ….there is nothing in MBA, don’t waste your time……in that money you can start something of your own …MBA will make you more calculative, stressful life and boring job. Atleast now you code and you know there is an output – after MBA you will never understand what you are doing and what is the output. Frustu ban jaana tu – don’t do MBA
MARRIAGE: Yaar Happy ….Musibat le li main Bya karake – don’t  get married – single life is best …..no restriction , no tension, no question and no answer. Meri gall sun…..Never get married.


Happy Kenda:

Wah Wah……Khud karli MBA , now earning good money and telling me don’t do. It is very easy to give gyaan, yourself sitting in USA, updating facebook photo of snow, river and mountain and now telling me happy dont do MBA.....Happy is not mad.....ok.....Happy is not so mad.....ok.
Wah Wah……Khud kar leya bya, now giving me gyaan. Whom am I earning money for? Nowhere to spend, no one to see movie with. I go kalle kalle Thailand – no one to play in water…...all photo are selfie.....I am tired of selfie ok - I want nice photo with wife in snow and mountain.




And then Happy Puttar did what he had to do................................

"La La La


Ho Ho Ho


Balle Balle


Shava Shava Sonia 


Oye Hoye Oye Hoye


Burrrraaaahhhh"


After 2 years :

Baapu Kehlaya, Baut Dukh Paaya

Happy apne puttar Ricky nu Kenda:
MBA: Ricky Puttar !! Come study , All the time playing football , gilli danda and running with friends. Ki karda firda tu……you have to become big man , study and get into big job with big degree. Do MBA and get good job. Eat Makhan and become healthy and intelligent and study puttar. Come do maths homework
MARRIAGE: Aa si Mera Ricky Puttar !! Kinna sona munda, Kinna pyaara bacha …….Le putt have makhan , have parantha ….eat well …..Mera Happy Puttar will grow up and become very tall and very handsome and we will find her very beautiful girl ……haina puttar…..aa le eat more makhan.

Happy apne juniors nu kenda:
MBA: There is nothing in MBA, don’t waste your time……MBA will give stressful life and boring job. Atleast now you code and you know there is an output – after MBA you will never understand what you are doing and what is the output. Frustu ban jaana tu – don’t do MBA
MARRIAGE: Musibat le li main Bya karake – don’t  get married – single life is best …..no restriction , no tension, no question and no answer. Meri gall sun…..Never get married.




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