Love At First Sight - In Love With Mommy Since I Opened My Eyes !

Maavan Thandiyaan Chaavaan , Chhavaan Kaun Kare

Maavan De Harjaane Loko Kaun Bhare

Kendi, Putt Mere To Tattiyaan Havaavan Rehen Pare

Haaye, Maavan Thandiyaan Chaavan , Chhavan Kaun Kare

Mommy and Me

My parents are the most loved people in my life but Papa always says that I am biased towards Mom. . Mom is my best friend with whom I go shopping, discuss my crushes, my buddy who listens to office woes, my boy friend – I talk to her 2-3 times a day and the after-office- night-call is for one or two hours, my guide from whom I have to take advice irrespective of the topic, my dietician – who keeps a check on what all I eat and makes suggestions , my doctor – who has the remedy for almost any bimari that affects me from bad stomach to bad throat to a sprain, my financer – who keeps advising me on how and where to spend and invest money, my marriage agent – who makes sure every two weeks I have a new proposal for consideration, my body guard – who walks right beside me clearing the clutter of good looking guys J, my lawyer – who fights on my behalf with all relatives for my decisions where they don’t support me. She is the most precious gift Babaji has given me. I don’t like to use the word love loosely and I don’t like it when people use it for almost anything – I use it for special people and special things. I love my mom so much that no blog, greeting card or gift can express that feeling.

From bachpan till now Mommy has taught me and birey(brother)many things and some we interpreted J……….Love you Mommmyyyy J

She taught us Self Confidence. “I know everything ok. I know better than you. You can’t hide it from me ok. “

Negotiation : “Complete the maths homework then you will get one ice-cream. If you complete English homework then you will get one chocolate also.”

Patience: “Till you can’t memorize your tables of 7’s I will keep you locked in bathroom. “

Nothing is impossible - “Enni Uchi awaaz !! Chup karke gall kar – I am your mummy. Mere saamne moo kholke na boli”

Unity: “We don’t go to pool parties and cluba shabba vich. We don’t stay out late night. We don’t talk over the phone all the time. Asi nai jaana on picnic with boys. Saade gharaan vich nai hunda ehe sab.“

Exercise: “Vickyyyyy Puuttttarrr (to my brother). Come here. He is your bade wale mamaji . Pairee hathh lao. And she is your Naani Maasi – Matha teko. Very good”

"Ehe Kehoji Kudi Aa ? "

Secret sauce of Intuition: “Mainu pela to hi pata si this girl is not nice – banala hor Girlfriendaan.
I knew you will score so less in maths.
I knew the moment you left the house that you will catch cold.”

Inheritance: “Pita pe poot, nasal pe ghoda, bautaan nai taan thoda thoda. You have received all these bad habits from your pyo (father). "."Hanji Penji – He is tall like his pyo (father) and hatta katta like his mamaji – Nanke te geya mera putt”

No food wastage: “ This is only 2 rotis puttar – chalo finish karo.

Just little bit makhan putt – you need oil for your sukki haddiyaan

Sirf 2 slices of mango – where will I keep them in fridge – chalo eat it and finish up”

Fight for your rights: “whose room is this? Yours. So who will clean it? You”

No Procrastination: “Neetu – I want the room cleaned TODAY.

I want the grocery shopping done by TODAY evening.”

How to use one item for multiple purposes:

Mom: I want this leaking tap to be fixed TODAY.

Neetu: I called two plumbers – they said they are not available – they will come tomorrow.

Mom: Achha , so for today I will put my head in the tutti so that water will not leak. That works. Haina? “

Neetu: Mummy , I don’t like kaddu di sabji. And I don’t like baigan. Cook something else na plzzzz.

Mom: Achha putt…..koi gall nai, mera sher puttar aaja mainu khala. Mera keema banala. Ok? Stupid nonsense girl.”

In difficult situations Papa = Police.

"You take one more step outside the house and I will call Papa"

"What ?? you won’t go to college?? I will call Papa."

"Haayee……Tera bike chori ho gaya??? Let me call Papa."

To be brave

“Tu  ghar chal then main tenu dekhdi aan”.

“you wait ok. You wait and watch……..I will tell you later…..buss tu Theherja.”

How to maintain your property

“Kann kholke sunla, if you decide to marry this girl, you will not get an inch from the property. Ehe gall yaad rakhi”

Correlation:

“My heart cries when I see you in these tattered clothes. Paise nai haige – fatte kapde paaye hoye ne. Leeraa Kacheera latak rahi ne – ehe kehoji tshirt aa”

“Jinder Pehnji’s husband recently brought a Fortuner. But they gave only 100 rupees for Shagan. Chhi.”

Fashion and Trends

“Your papa also married in Jatt family and had arranged marriage. Your Chachaji also married into Jatt family and had arranged marriage. Your Mamaji also , your Bhuaji also,………….therefore you also “

If you can’t measure, you can’t improve.

“Main tenu hazaar baar keha, open the dirty shoes in the veranda”

“This is the 100^th time that sauce has fallen on your white t-shirt”

Endless Love and support

“So what if boss is angry with you, tu fikar na kar puttar, mummy tere naal aa”

“So what if you fought with friends, Mummy haigee aa, come lets go shopping”

“Don’t take stress of your promotion beta, mummy papa hai na, quit your job and come home”

“Koi na beta, sab thik ho jaana, come you eat garam garam food”

“If they say another word to you, tell them to talk to me. Main apne aap dekhlun.”

Pairaan De Vich Jannat Jisde, Sir Te Thandiyaan Chhavaan

Ankhaan De Vich Noor Khuda Da,Mukh Te Rehen Duaawaan

Godi De Vich Mamta Vasdi, Daaman Vich Fizaavaav

Jinna Karke Duniya Wekhi, Rehen Salaamat Maavaan